Lainna is about the size of Smurfette. She is tiny. She is from the Midwest where tornadoes suck up trailer homes like a Dyson. She is doing her first anal, and it was a painful one too. But she insisted that we keep going. Even though she was squealing like a pig the entire time, with her cute little eyes pouring with tears. She just looked at me and began swearing as Big Red picked up the pace. We taught her so many things that day, and you could tell that...